New Girl

Nick and Jess are going to kill me.

And I’m especially not making those drinks for you.

WHAT?WHY?

‘cause you can’t handle it. You drink them way too fast and then you get weird.

Seriously, how can you not ship this!?

One of my favorite Nick and Jess scenes so far. Seriously, SO CUTE.

Nick and Jess moments - 2.01, Re-launch

Just saw ratings for last night. It’s a shame that more people aren’t watching New Girl. It’s by far my favorite comedy on TV and everything about it is brilliant. Why don’t more people see that?!

“And then there’s you who has this raw, animal magneticism just dropped in her lap like a sack of taters. What a waste.”